Playgirl offers Jesse James $500,000 to pose nude

Playgirl wants to see Jesse James' alleged huge member.

And they're offering him half a million dollars for viewing rights.

Jesse James mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee tells InTouch that her "Vanilla Gorilla" wields a big stick.

Playgirl apparently believes her because spokesman Daniel Nardicio tells Life & Style that they offered half a million dollars to Jesse's team if he will pose nude for Playgirl.

"We'd want him to pose in a Coney Island freak show setting. It would be a whole circus-themed shoot, complete with tattooed women and sword swallowers!," Nardicio explains.

Oh, we're sure Jesse will jump at that. And it would look so good in any upcoming divorce and/or child custody proceedings.

Hold off, Jesse. A few more mistresses and your value may go up. And you already beat Jon Gosselin's Playgirl offer of just $20,000.

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