Naomi Campbell's online model search: 5 reasons it's safe to enter

We know it's a scary proposition, but here are 5 reasons why we think you should enter the contest anyway. 1.) She hasn't allegedly beat anyone down in the last few weeks. You know, it's like the period after a plane crash. That's the safest time to fly. 2.) If you win and get through the shoot alive, then you can pen a book: I posed with Naomi Campbell and lived to tell about it. 3.) You have time to learn some basic self-defense in case she does fall into another one of her alleged violent "episodes." 4.) She's fairly predictable. As long as you're nowhere near her cell phone or have no connection to her Russian boyfriend, Vladislav Doronin, you should be OK. 5.) If you do find yourself on the other side of a Naomi beat-down, we hear the hush money may be worth a few bruises. So, go ahead, enter three pictures of your moneymaker at the Talenthouse website by Friday, April 2. If you win, you'll get international attention for posing with Ms. Campbell in Glamour magazine (and hopefully the headlines don't include, "Naomi strikes again"). Are you Naomi Campbell's next top model? Follow Zap2it's Dish Rag on Twitter, @TheRealJethro on Twitter and Zap2it on Facebook for the latest celeb news and buzz. More Naomi Campbell dish: Supermodel Naomi Campbell gets off scott free after driver beat down Supermodel Naomi Campbell beats down driver in NYC, police in pursuit [Updated] EXCLUSIVE: Naomi Campbell breaks down, celebs tweet tributes to Alexander McQueen Photo credit: Talenthouse More