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Heidi Montag: Her breasts may save the day... in 3-D, of course!

heidi-montag-vegas.jpgHeidi Montag is such a renaissance woman. Now that "The Hills" had been canceled, Heidi is setting her sights a little bit higher.

"I'm now finally free to start my career and my new life as a female mogul in Hollywood," Heidi tells People. "I can now become a full-time motion picture actress."

A "motion picture actress"? Really? We guess that if she'd said "movie star" we might not have taken her seriously.

Heidi recently worked with Ron Howard on what she calls a "short film." (We call it a viral video.)

It seems that spending time with Howard inspired Heidi, because she's just written her own screenplay.

"I'm making my first 3-D beach comedy," she says. "I've even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!"




Heidi plans to play a lifeguard named Summer in the film "about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs!"

Move over, Meryl Streep.

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What career? Let her go home please ... we don't need to see her any more ...

The only way Montag could be entertaining to me is if she starred in a porno.

Dolly wouldn't go for the part. She has more class than Heidi and she even wrote the script.

And by she I was talking about Heidi

first 3D PORN movie! go for it HEIDI!

why even give this story coverage? it sounds like a jr. high school girl blathering on, and not much more relevant. i mean remember when she was blathering on about her serious "music career?"

Early April Fools' Day joke?

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