Dirty Laundry: Charlie Sheen denies, Betty White mothers, Tiger Woods hires

Welcome to another installment of the Dish Rag's Dirty Laundry.  We scour the web for the best dirt. So you don't have to.

Seems that Charlie Sheen's attorneys have a brilliant plan to defuse those domestic violence (felony menacing sounds so nasty) charges from his rehabbing-at-home wife Brooke Mueller. Girl made it all up!  Of course, Charlie's in rehab too so that defense might not work. Pot and kettle kind of deal.


Betty White's solo hosting on May 8 is "Saturday Night LIve's" Mothers Day present to the world! Lorne Michaels says, "She's the mother of us all in comedy, so it will be a celebration of Betty White."

Corey Feldman thinks that Corey Haim may have died of liver or kidney failure.

"This could have been a kidney failure. This could have been a heart failure," he told Larry King. "This could have been a mixture of drugs, it could have been a cocktail that's specific or it could also have been the fact that, you know, your body shuts down after years of abuse." What do you think?

Tiger Woods has reportedly hired George W. Bush's former press secretary, Ari Fleisher to strategically plan his return to the links. Stay out of the rough, Tiger. You can lose your balls in there.

"Hurt Locker" Jeremy Renner  denies hitting on Jessica Simpson at Madonna's  manager's Oscar cocktail party. He says he only talked to her for three minutes and they talked about hair. He maintains he's single and looking. Just not hitting on buxom blondes. Do you believe him?

Kendra Wilkinson's post baby body was "culture shock." "I'm so used to being hot and fit," she tells Us. Welcome to the real world, Kendra.

McSteamy Eric Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart have spent time with their baby and finally decided to name her Billie Beatrice. Little Billie has a  nice ring to it.

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