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Report: Angelina Jolie is a psycho who laughs when her kids cry?
Oh, those former celebrity assistants, nannies and bodyguards. God, how we love it when they spill the frioles on their employers. How else would we know what celebrities are really like? For instance, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's former bodyguard describes Angie to InTouch as an erratic, unreasonable, impatient, self-centered control freak who giggles when her kids cry.
Well, that sure runs counter to her public persona of a tireless nurturing mother, a caring, international child advocate and an indefatigable supporter of childrens welfare around the globe.
"Angelina has a public and a private persona," explains the former bodyguard. "In my opinion, the real Angelina is self-centered and a control freak. She has no patience at all. She doesn't do things out of the kindness of her heart. And she's totally psycho."
While Brad is patient with his kids' behavior, Angie screams and yells a lot, then walks away. She punishes with silence. How HORRIBLE! The bodyguart also says Angelina has a "quirky habit" of "giggling when one of her kids would start crying," which does seem a little strange.
Brad and Angie also have -- are you ready -- separate bedrooms. Of course, they also happen to have separate houses. And yes, Angelina "nitpicks" poor Brad. She says things like, "Are you going to wear that shirt again today?" When she calls to yell at him, Brad puts her on speaker phone and walks away.
This is such great stuff. We don't believe much of it. but it's great to think that a gorgeous, rich Hollywood A-list couple may have the same problems/issues that non-famous couples have. Except for the laughing when your kids cry bit.
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Of course she's crazy. People don't change that drastically from mid 20's to mid 30's. She may have modified her behavior but you can't really change who you are fundamentally, that quickly.
so how many kids do you have?
God!! If she's that crazy the kids should be taken away from her by the authorities. This sort of parental behaviour has a major impact on the psychology of the child, when they grow up. Serial killers often have abusive parents like these.
The scary thing is that i actually believe most of this about her.
well, sometimes kids cry over the stupidest sh*#...I laugh sometimes. Its almost comical for them to cry because you have reached the door before them, etc. I can understand this.
I'm sorry. The writer of this article must not have children. Sometimes laughing is the only thing to keep you from going crazy some days.
I believe most of what's said in this article. Angelina is unstable and self centered. I expect her to find someone else's husband to steal any day now.
This is SO untrue! This is the most FAKED article ever! I hate trash articles!
Angelina is a worthless Skank why is anyone surprised by this! Did all the Brangeloons think her public image as Mother Theresa was true? What stupid A-holes they all are! Even worse she has fooled the media!A smart person can see the fascade and they know that Skamklina is a ***** with massive plastic surgery!
Also I just want to add that Jennifer Anniston is BEAUTIFUL and Stu Pitt made the biggest mistake of his sorry life!Hear is hoping that the lesbian skank Holie burns in hell! Die ugly SKANKELINA!