Valentine's Day: Jackie Collins' exclusive sex tips

The acclaimed romance novelist Jackie Collins gives the Dish Rag her EXCLUSIVE last-minute tips for a hot Valentine's Day.

"The perfect Valentine's Day for a woman is a man who thinks 'the pleasure you give is the pleasure you give back.' She adds that, "Jewelry is always better than chocolates. Chocolate makes you fat. Jewelry makes you horny, and horny makes a night of amazing sex."

Jackie (naturally) also recommends letting your lover read her new book, "Poor Little Rich Girl." "I get a lot of e-mails from men telling me that their wives read my books and they get shut out for days. But then they grabbed it, read it, and they had the best sex ever."

But her simplest advice, as far as pleasing your mate on V-Day night or any night: "Don't nag, give your guy space. Let him watch his ball games (or the Olympics) and make it all about him...and then watch what happens."

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Photo credits: Jackie and her sister, Joan Colllins. WireImage