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John Mayer to Playboy: Jessica Simpson is 'sexual napalm,' masturbation is better than sex.
If you thought John Mayer's recent Rolling Stone interview was bad, wait until you peruse his raunchy Playboy version.Mayer shares revelations about how modern technology contributed to the break-up with Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson being "sexual napalm," loving porn, masturbation being better than sex and what he'd like to do to TMZ creator Harvey Levin sexually.
Be prepared.
How Twitter came between him and Jennifer Aniston:
"The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction."
On Jessica Simpson:
"That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
On pornography:
"When I watch porn, if it's not hot enough, I'll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography."
On masturbation versus sex:
"During sex, I'm just going to run a filmstrip. I'm still masturbating. That's what you do when you're 30, 31, 32. This is my problem now: Rather than meet somebody new, I would rather go home and replay the amazing experiences I've already had."
And we can't even print what he said about Harvey Levin. All we can hope is that his alleged Nashville hook-up with Taylor Swift won't be next thing he's boasting about in interviews.
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hahaha.. masturbation is better than sex?! you so lame dude!
you're so lame**
Geez ... this just proves that this guy is as big of a scum as I thought he was. I really hope this whole thing about him & Taylor isn't true, because if it is I feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for anybody who gets involved with this guy. What a perv!
John Mayer is douche número uno.
Can't argue with anyone cause I totally agree. What is he smoking? what sane dude would tell the world he is having a intimate relationship, WITH HIMSELF!
This is what he wants...attention! He's an attention ***** like every other celebrity in Hollywood, as well as a narcissistic LITTLE BOY. So what if he can pluck guitar strings & scream into a microphone?! He's a typical cocky musician who thinks he's entitled to everything & anything. I feel sorry for the guy.
Ronnia i think he's smoking mootballs... agree?
I love John his music is amazing he was wasted during the interview so leave him alone
This guy is honest. He's not some pretending muthafuckin' scum like the rest of you, idiots! Let him be, freaks! Who doesnt **** or masturbate? Hypocrites!!!
This guy is honest. He's not some pretending muthafuckin' scum like the rest of you, idiots! Let him be, freaks! Who doesnt **** or masturbate? Hypocrites!!!