Where in the world is Tiger Woods?
Tiger Woods, the world's most famous golfer -- and now the world's most famous cheating husband -- has not been seen since his Thanksgiving run-in with a fire hydrant and a tree after being pursued by his putting wedge-wielding wife outside his Orlando, Florida home.
All we've had couples scandal-wise over the Christmas and New Year's holiday is Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller's 911 call and Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman's apartment trashing spat.
For the media, Tiger is the gift that has temporarily stopped giving.
Several sites propose that Tiger Woods is hiding onboard his aptly named yacht, "Privacy," near Palm Beach, Florida. But, despite lurking paparazzi, no visible evidence of his presence exists.
There have also been rumors of him staying at Trump Plaza in New York and partying up a storm with a bunch babes. But that just doesn't sound vaguely plausible. He may be crazy, but not that crazy.
Another theory floating around the blogosphere is that he's checked into a rehab in Arizona. Which, if he's remotely smart, is where he should be.
And the latest buzz is that he's embarked on an African adventure and plans to buy a compound there to disappear for a few years. Also not the dumbest idea.
All we know for sure (maybe) is that his wife Elin Nordegren is reportedly back from a French skiing vacation and ensconced back in her Orlando home.
We just hope Tiger somewhere quiet where he can think clearly and quietly and where there are no buxom babes to distract him.
Where do you think Tiger is hiding out?
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