'When in Rome' Jon Heder's pick-up trick: Kidnap a girl's dog, say you found it

Jon was pretty good with the card tricks and not half bad making coins disappear. I later found that vanished coin on my chair when I got up. How that happened, I will never know. 

But I'm highly suspicious of his accomplice, Andrew Runyon, one of Disney's head publicists, who was standing behind me.

Anyway, here's the "Napoleon Dynamite" star's surefire suggestion on how to make a woman fall in love with you:

"You could always like, kidnap their dog, without them knowing it and they're missing their dog, so in love with their dog, and you bring it to their front porch a few weeks later and say 'Ohmygosh i was walking down the street and I found this dog ...' It might be against the law," he admits.

Genius.

And he's got an upcoming comedy series -- as yet untitled -- coming up on Comedy Central.

"Just keep watching Comedy Central," he says. "It'll be on sometime."