Madonna's boy toy Jesus Luz's sacrilegious underwear ads
Madonna's main model, Jesus Luz, has done a series of ads for Mash underwear.
Included is this Brazilian billboard of the young hunk in an unnervingly Christ-like pose, with arms outstretched as if he were hanging on the cross or blessing the faithful crowd.
We can't figure out which pose -- suffering or blessing -- Mash was actually going for.
Madonna's Jesus definitely has a cross to bear. And he's definitely following in his mentor mama's footsteps with the headline-grabbing religious imagery.
The big question is does this underwear ad make you want to take communion?
Yeah. Us, neither.
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