'Jersey Shore's' Snooki to 'Twilight's' Taylor Lautner: Woof!

Listen up, "Twilight" fans, there's a new vamp on the block and she's stalking your favorite werewolf. Taylor Lautner, it's your girl, Snooki!

When Hollywood Life asked her if she was Team Jacob or Team Edward, "Jersey Shore's" Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi told them that "Twilight's" teenaged lady-killer was more her type of pickle.

"Ooh, his body," says the "Jersey Shore" vixen. "Perfect."

Some may think Snooki is straying away from her usual type. It's really not strange to us that the 21-year-old trash reality star would dig Taylor Lautner. One of the things we know about Snooki is her perfect type: A short, juicehead guido.

OK, so Lautner isn't sporting a "blowout," but there have been suggestions that his guns are a result of a bit of "juicing." Of course, we don't believe that at all.

Plus, Snooki is only 5'2" in hooker heels, so she's looking for short, dark and handsome. Different media sources have Lautner standing at around 5'9".

Can you see it? Trash reality star dates "Twilight" hottie. We're sure he can roll with her punches.

The Dish Rag only sees one drawback from the match: We're going to have to hire some extra correspondents. "Grenades" need not apply.

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