Jennifer Love Hewitt's lady parts look 'like a pink disco ball'
Jennifer Love Hewitt giggles while she tells talk show host George Lopez about a friend putting Swarovski crystals on her lady parts to cheer her up and help get over a break-up.
Just call it Vajazzling.
Frankly, we prefer Haagen-Daz.
"Isn't that irritating for the dude?," Lopez asks, clearly struggling to imagine sharp pink crystals on pubic hair. Or worse, flesh.
"I've had no complaints," Hewitt chirps back
Hewitt, who endured embarrassment over a unflattering bikini photo a few years ago, also admitted that she almost dumped her latest boyfriend Jamie Kennedy when he called her "pear ass."
"We had a rough patch in the beginning because the first time we went on vacation, I was going to be in a bikini and I was very nervous. I heard him coming down the hall, so I got in the cute bikini position.
"And he goes, 'Hey, my little pear ass.' I said, 'I'm sorry, what did you say?'"
Hewitt explained to Lopez that calling a woman's butt a pear is not a compliment.
"Have you ever seen a pear? It starts thin, it gets fat and it never gets thin again. It's not cute. It's not a cute fruit."
She said she and Jamie have since "worked it out" and now "we've embraced the pear."
We certainly hope so.
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