Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller's Christmas card needs a Photoshop knife

That was way before their Aspen Christmas Day squabble involving an alleged knife (or is it a letter opener?), alleged choking, admitted overindulging in Christmas spirits, a 911 call and a little jail time.

And The Dish Rag is willing to bet that someone with a little time on their hands today will do a Tiger Woods on this puppy and insert a knife into someone's hand. C'mon, you know it's gotta happen. We can even see an SNL skit in this.

But in all seriousness, let's hope these two can get some counseling, stop drinking and make next year's holiday one to remember ... in  a good way.

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