Playgirl picture, reality show, prison time: A week in Levi's genes (Johnston, of course!)
Oh, Levi. It's been a banner week for you, kiddo. Your first Playgirl pic, the GQ awards and your mom going to jail. What are we going to do with you?
Levi kicked the week off right by speaking for all of us when he said Palin is "full of it." He will not be joining the Palin family for Thanksgiving. Shocker.
Levi then teased us with his first Playgirl photo, which would've been a lot more exciting if we could imagine how salacious the rest of the, ahem, spread is going to be. Unfortunately, we will not be seeing Levi's johnston in Playgirl. We suppose he's trying to cling to the one shred of dignity he has left by keeping his sword sheathed.
Next Levi attended the GQ Man of the Year awards, where he told our own Elizabeth Snead that he revealed he was invited to do both "Dancing with the Stars" and "Survivor." Reps for those shows responded with, "Um, no."
Finally, Levi headed north to Alaska for his mom's prison sentence. She got five years for the Class A felony of selling oxycontin to a police informant last December.
We can hardly wait to see what next week brings!
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