Johnny Depp is People's Sexiest Man Alive? Duh.
In a shocking move, People magazine has anointed one of the sexiest actors on the planet Johnny Depp as their 2009 Sexiest Man of the Year.
He joins George Clooney and Brad Pitt in the People two-timer club, having first won the mag's sexiest honor in 2003.
Still, we're a little over all the cartoony roles in "Pirates of the Caribbean," "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's upcoming "Alice in Wonderland."
Anyone else ready for a seriously sexy role for Johnny?
Yes, we're still trying to forget his Dillinger in "Public Enemies."
Other sexy dudes include Robert Pattinson, Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Bradley Cooper, Robert Downey Jr., three "Glee Guys," Nick Cannon, Adam Lambert, Jerry O'Connell, and a few others.
Wait, are we missing something? Where's Taylor Lautner? What the? Oh, wait, he's only 17.
Next year, Taylor.
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