Megan Fox sex tape? Don't you just wish

Dying to see a Megan Fox sex tape?

Don't hold your breath.

She told MTV that she will never, ever, ever make one. 

"It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Can't see Miss Fox ever looking like a hippo, can you?

And she won't do nude scenes either. Seriously. I know, I know. I was thinking the same thing about her scanty wardrobe in "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."

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She insists, "I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film. It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet."

 Wow. Not even for a role? Megan Fox is no Kate Winslet. Darn it.

She's even a little touchy about photos leaked on the Web of her wearing nude undies on the set of "Jennifer's Body."

She says that this industry invades every part of her life and that her privates are all she has left for herself. 

"Literally all I have left are my private parts, and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"

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