Move over, Bella! 'Twilight' vampire Edward Cullen loves Buffy?

Bored with Kirsten Stewart's brooding Bella in "Twilight"?

Then watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Sarah Michelle Gellar) deal with pesky stalker Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson).

She's the slayer. Look it up, dude.

This has been on the Web for a while, but for those of you who missed it, enjoy.

Love it when Buffy asks Edward, "Are you 12?" 

Do you wish Bella had Buffy's chutzpah? 

We do.

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