John Mayer has never Bartled Kristin Cavallari's James. Huh?

Not that anyone cares, but John Mayer claims the rumors about him dating the new "The Hills" star Kristin Cavallari are so false.

He posted on his Twitter to clear up the gossip.

"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together," Mayer tweeted this week.

He added: "My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli" and "I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."

Wonder if he Bartled Jennifer Aniston's James? 

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