Matt Lauer hates talking Speidi! And what's the goo on Janice Dickinson?

Ooooooh, you can sure tell that Matt Lauer is more than a little annoyed about having to do this morning's segment on Heidi and Spencer Pratt, the controversial stars of "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Check out the thinly veiled air of disgust on Matt's face in the MSNBC video online  as he says their names.

Admitting that he prepped 45 whole seconds for this "Today Show" segment and had to ask someone who these two were after seeing a photo of them wearing masks in Mexico during the swine flu scare, Matt asks a TV Guide critic how these jokers got so famous.

That's when he finds out that Spencer was a third-tier character on "The Hills" who was smart enough to turn himself into a villain and become a key star of the reality TV series. Being on TV and getting attention is "the air that they breathe," the critic says.

So, if they return, do Speidi have a shot at winning this cutthroat Costa Rican competition? According to the critic, they actually do, because the ratings have gone down since they left.

Oh, and if any of you were wondering what on earth that greasy stuff is all over -- and we do mean all over -- Janice Dickinson, it's Egyptian Magic, according to Angela V. Shelton. Recommended by plastic surgeons and used by celebrities including Madonna, it reportedly heals scars, stretch marks, bites, cuts, everything.

Not sure how well it's working for Janice.

Angela and Ryan Seacrest sarcastically discussed how much great plastic surgery Janice has had done on his radio show this morning.

Related Speidi Dish:

Is Speidi's evil ratings plan working? Mmmwaaah-hahahahah

Will Holly Montag and Stephanie Pratt replace Speidi on "I'm a Celebrity?"

Speidi quits "I'm a Celebrity"? Hah. Wanna bet they'll be back tonight?

Holly Montag says sister Heidi is going to win "I'm a Celebrity?" Not so fast...

How dumb is Stephanie Pratt? Dumber than you'd think.