Denis Leary rips Susan Boyle, Jon and Kate, Nadya Suleman AND Speidi?
In a chat with TV Squad, "Rescue Me" star Denis Leary lit into some of today's top news-making celebrities, Susan Boyle, Jon and Kate Gosselin, and Spencer and Heidi Pratt.
On Susan Boyle:
"I think she's a hobbit. The no-expectations aspect was fantastic. I kind of wanted her to be the person who not only could sing but was gonna [speak her mind] and would become the new sex symbol.
"I hope she comes back ... crazy, like Judy Garland on acid. I'd like to feed her a lot of booze and pills and just let her sing beautiful songs and threaten people from the stage."
On Jon and Kate:
"I don't watch the show, but Kate and Octomom are definitely having a battle of the bulge. The first thing I always think about is the kids, because they don't have any choice in this whole being famous thing.
You've got eight monsters, man. Eight potential Susan Boyles coming up. Plus there's Kate's haircut -- it's extraordinary. If it were a movie, you would have to convince an actress so hard to wear her hair like that. It's like an old hockey haircut."
On Speidi "quitting" the show "I'm a Celebrity":
"That is awesome. I'm so proud of them. Why are these people famous? That's fantastic. Not only do we not care about the charity, but we're not even going to pretend to care! Man, they're such morons. There's already a Baldwin. They should fly in all the Baldwins and just have them beat the crap out of Spencer and Heidi."
And what would that show be called?
" 'I'm a Baldwin, We're Here to Kill You.' "
We love you, Denis!
If only you were the host of "The Tonight Show," we'd stay up late to watch.
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Why do you have the need to say ANYTHING negative about someone who has been given so little in life but has given us so much. She has a angelical beautiful voice which you apparently do not appreciate so if you can"t think of any thing positive to say about Susan Boyle just say nothing. Sherrie Malik
What an idiot. Don't think I will be watching his show. No one should be saying anything about Susan Boyle.
Who gives a flying flip what this moron has to say...take a long jump off a short bridge please
I have no firm, deeply-held opinion about the mother of the octuplets. Nor about Jon and Kate. But what an ill-natured and mean-spirited man he seems to be in general, and how ugly are his gratutious comments about Susan Boyle! What on earth has she done to deserve this kind of curse upon her?
If we are going to compare people to characters from Middle Earth, "Hobbit" is a compliment, at least. This Leary person has a pathetically wizened soul--he reminds me of nothing so much as an orc.
In fact, I feel rather sorry for him, or would, if he weren't dripping poison into the public ear.
Denis who??
It's amazing how idiots with no talent try to cut down those who are amazingly talented.
Maybe mommy didn't pay attention to him while he was little.
Dennis was an idiot in college (I knew him then) and remains so. He does a lot of good for the local firefighters and police at his home in the Boston area but that doesn't make up for his mouth.
What an idiot this guy Denis is. Never heard of him. Never want to again. People who spew such crap need to be forced to wear permanent diapers on their face! Low life crapper. If comments are moderated on this webpage by the author, why is such stupid drivel allowed to be seen? He is a sadistic loser of the greatest magnitude. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
Anyone can hurl insults.
For example:
When thinking of Denis Leary the words insignificant and runt come to mind.
You are a damn toad. I'd like to see you do better!
Your not (___) worth my time. I don't believe I know your name you idiot, But I sure Know SUSAN Boyle's name, She has more talent than you in her little pinky toe nail edge.
-- Dennis I didn't think you were much of an actor and your mouth make you a worst actor couldn't pay me enough money to watch you