Michelle Obama, don't touch the queen again! Jon Stewart says she's poisonous

Jon Stewart had some extended giggles with all the breaking Michelle Obama fashion news and her touching visit to the queen.

We just about laughed ourselves silly. Especially over the bit about Michelle incredibly "changing clothes!" on Air Force One.

He's right. Hasn't anyone else ever changed outfits after a long overseas flight? Who likes wrinkles?

And who knew the queen was actually ... poisonous! It's a bloody miracle Michelle survived her close encounter with that venomous royal.

Enjoy.

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