Should Lindsay Lohan move to China? (yes, please)

Is China the only place on the planet where Lindsay Lohan rates a magazine cover anymore?

You betcha. No film career. No modeling career. No music career (Where is that long-awaited LiLo album anyway?) But, oh yeah, she's got a tanning cream?

And it may get worse now that her DJ gal pal, Samantha Ronson, broke up with Lindsay and banned her from her party for her sister's JC Penney fashion line this weekend and then reportedly changed the locks on her former live-in lover.

This lock business has been denied. We believe it. It's pretty hard to get a locksmith that fast.

Meanwhile, Lindsay's busy Twittering that Sam's doing drugs and is cheating on her!

Now, now, Little Miss Drama Queen.

Pot texting kettle much?

Sounds to us like both these pop princesses need to chill, take some time apart and stay off their cellphones, pagers, Facebook, MySpace and Twitter accounts.

What do you think? What's all this reactionary drama really about? Hmmm?

Credit: Harper's Bazaar China