Will you spend $35 for Lindsay Lohan's faux glow?

Remember how we all laughed a few weeks ago about Lindsay Lohan babbling on the red carpet about her exciting new project, a self-tanning misting spray?

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Well, here's a look at a new image for Lindsay's fake-bake line called Sevin Nyne.

The name is reportedly based on Lindsay's favorite numbers. Presumably, she knows this is not how they are spelled. But judging from her often incomprehensible and misspelled blog posts, maybe not.

Why do a self-tanner? Aren't there enough out there?  Guess after she ended up looking like an Oompa Loompa using other products, LiLo was a natural to come up with a better product.

"As much as I love the sun," Lindsay told People, "it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved."

She partnered with her fave spray tanner, Lorit Simon. "She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect," Lindsay says. "It was important to me to have a natural product that didn't have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract, which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn't streak and smells delicious -- not like a typical tanning product."

A marketing rep explains the ingredients: caramels for color,  chardonnay extracts and goji berry for the skin.

The $35 spray -- which has absolutely no SPF -- will become available exclusively in Sephora stores on May 1. And there's a Web launch on Sephora.com on April 15.

Reportedly, Lindsay will be blogging about the line on her MySpace page later today.

But I just checked and there's nothing new up there.

Give her time. It's still early.

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Photo: Sevin Nyne