John Mayer Twitters about Jennifer Aniston? SHUT IT!
John Mayer asked all his Twitter friends to pretend to be Ernest Hemingway and come up with a six-word sentence that tells a story.
His offering?
"This heart didn't come with instructions."
Is he revealing something his recent breakup with Jennifer Aniston? Or is the dude just messing with us?
Mayer and Aniston split for the second time in eight months when Aniston returned from a European promotional tour for "Marley & Me."
Celebuzz reports via The Sun's sources that Aniston was the one who called it quits this time. Some sources even say that their love affair was a fauxmance and that the contract ran out.
But Jen is also said to be hurt that Mayer has alleged that he was the one who ended things. Again.
"It's humiliating. To say her feelings are hurt is an understatement," the source added.
And didn't she warn him about talking to TMZ video paps last time about their bust-up?
Doesn't Twitter count too? How about Yelp?
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Photo: Jen and John at the Vanity Fair Party: Credit: WireImage
This was nothing, just a warning shot to her PR machine to not try leaking negative press about him, like the last time. He doesn't need the paps anymore, he has twitter (and he knows how to use it!)
John Mayer is needs to stop actig like teenager. He talks to TMZ. He votes for himself on an online poll regarding Jennifer. He puts himself online making comments about Brad Pitt. You had to know he would twitter something mysterious regarding the break up. Just come out and say it John. Why the mystery?
Of course she dumped him!! With all this out there and Jennifer being so private, why would she stay with someone like him?
I would be soooo angry if I was her. Grow up John!! You are an embarrasment to one of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
Jennifer, you have to know by now looks aren't everything.
He is such an embarrasment!!!
Who would ever want to date him? With all his "Bo-bo" talk? Grow up man!!!
I don't think she really cares who dumps who, unlike him. He seems to make it a point with every girl he dates, that he was the dumper. He did the same thing with Jessica Simpson. He blogged about "stop texting me, it's over" without using her name.
He needs to grow up. He's what, 31 years old?
who cares what they do she is all over the place with men she will never settle down she is nedy and self absorbed Glad that Brad found his better match Jen is too busy being cute motherhood would ruin her routines
Wow, I don't think he said anything, my goodness they never really fit together anyhow it was always akward seeing them together and it honestly ruined his music for me every time I hear a song from him now I am like damn it! that sucks I used to like him but now he has creeped me out being with her and seeing him at the Oscars was the nail in the coffin for me!!
But! I will say what he twittered sounds like a good name for an album..."This heart did not come with instructions"
JMO!
I wish John Mayer would just shut up-he's a jerk-and she's so sweet-go away John....
Oh, let him act anyway he wants! They just don't go together.
You guys are strange. The Ernest Hemingway excercise was something that worked well for twitter, a writing excercise in 6 words or less. Why does everyone blow this up into the story they want? He's been doing stuff in this vein for years. Lord help me if I was famous, this seems like a ******* drag.
Does not surprise me that he is acting like a child again. John, GROW UP ! You're a bad person, so shut up ! No-one wants to know about you anymore or what you think about Jen.