John Mayer Twitters about Jennifer Aniston? SHUT IT!
John Mayer asked all his Twitter friends to pretend to be Ernest Hemingway and come up with a six-word sentence that tells a story.
"This heart didn't come with instructions."
Is he revealing something his recent breakup with Jennifer Aniston? Or is the dude just messing with us?
Mayer and Aniston split for the second time in eight months when Aniston returned from a European promotional tour for "Marley & Me."
Celebuzz reports via The Sun's sources that Aniston was the one who called it quits this time. Some sources even say that their love affair was a fauxmance and that the contract ran out.
But Jen is also said to be hurt that Mayer has alleged that he was the one who ended things. Again.
"It's humiliating. To say her feelings are hurt is an understatement," the source added.
And didn't she warn him about talking to TMZ video paps last time about their bust-up?
Doesn't Twitter count too? How about Yelp?
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Photo: Jen and John at the Vanity Fair Party: Credit: WireImage