Gwyneth Paltrow gets 'talkative' when drunk? Watch out!

In a word, she says 'expletive deleted,' all you haters!

And as far as her rep for being a dorky square, she begs to differ.

"I'm probably less square than people think," she tells OK magazine.

"I never get drunk to the point of throwing up. But I get very talkative."

Talkative? You wild child!

Gwyneth Paltrow also misses her days as a smoker.

"Man, I wish smoking didn't kill you," she reveals. "I'd be smoking right now. I miss it."

Amy Winehouse, she ain't.

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