Sex with Hugh Hefner? Kendra Wilkinson says 'eh'

Sex with Hugh Hefner isn't as much fun as you would think. Really? We're shocked.

In fact, Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's ex, says she rarely even had sex while she was one of the Playboy founder's girlfriends.

"I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it," Hugh Hefner's 23-year-old ex tells Us Weekly via the New York Daily News.

The buxom blonde says "of course" she and the 82-year-old Playboy founder were intimate, but she usually saw him just once a day. And fleetingly.

"Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates," she said.

Wilkinson says her fellow ex-girlfriend and "Girls Next Door" star Bridget Marquardt never strayed like she sometimes did.

"Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How ... can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being."

And it sounds as if Hef liked to keep tracks of his babes at the mansion. His staff kept a record of the girls' coming and goings, and Hefner would look over the schedule every morning, which made Wilkinson "insane."

Wilkinson split from her old sugar daddy in October and is now engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. But Kendra and Hank are getting married at the Mansion, so she's still enjoying some of Hef's perks.

Would you sleep with Hugh Hefner? For how much? Apparently, you don't have to do it very often, so maybe it's not such a bad deal.

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Photo: Kendra Wilkinson, on the right, split up with Hugh Hefner in October. WireImage

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