Photos: Hollywood UnGayed

By Joseph Anthony Kapsch

    

December 10, 2008 9:04 PM ET

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In recognition of "Call in Gay Day," we imagine showbiz without the vision or participation of the gay community's finest. What would TV be like without gay best friends? Would a day without gays mean the end of Bravo? Would red carpet fashions cease to sizzle?

We size up the potential aftermath.Take a click-through look.

A serious deficit of colorful comedy

Oh no! What would we do without our favorite female comediennes? Cry alot. Imagine no more of Margaret's "mommy," Kathy Griffin's endless celebrity riffs or Ellen's dance moves. A world without gay-friendly comedy is sort of like "Entourage" without Ari Gold.

Flat, boring Hollywood hair

Without gay people, Hollywood might become a city of flat, dull locks. Hair guru Ken Paves -- who fluffs, crimps and curls Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson – is gay, as is Jennifer Aniston's mane man, Chris McMillan, and Britney Spears' and Perez Hilton's Beverly Hills colorist, Kim Vo.

(Photo credits: Wireimage, Associated Press and Jessica Simpson's Hair Extensions)