Dirty Laundry: Miley Cyrus' first photo shoot, Michael Jackson is Zorro, Carla Sarkozy's naked bag...

Today's Dirty Laundry. We scour the Web for the latest dirt. So you don't have to.

OMG! Check out Miley Cyrus's first photo shoot in 2002. So cute! But she's 10. Isn't this a bit creepy? Is it just me or does it remind you of Regina George's sister dancing to "Milkshake"?

Michael Jackson: The Phantom of the Opera or the Mask of Zorro? Check out his most bizarre disguise ever.

Denise Richards' daughters are in a scary four-car wreck in Malibu but are unhurt. Just wait until Charlie Sheen hears about this.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Zac Efron hit the Lakers-Kings game at Staples Center last night! Lakers won. Leo's happy.

French First Lady Carla Sarkozy doesn't want to be a bag lady! She's furious about a nude photo of herself on a French shopping bag. The very same photo that sold at auction this year for $91,000. Gee, wonder if it's recyclable? See the shopping bag here.

Hugh Hefner's sons are embarrassed by their dad and his multiple girlfriends. And they aren't too crazy about his pet monkeys, either.

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