Is Alex Rodriguez a Kabbalah dropout? Madge not happy!

The ink isn't even dry on Madonna and ex-husband Guy Ritchie's quickie divorce papers. She was granted an early split by the London courts on Friday.

Now come reports of trouble in her new paradise: Her new soul mate, New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez, is getting bored with her beloved cabala religion.

A source close to the Kabbalah Centre has told MSNBC that A-Rod has backed out of attending private classes with spiritual leader Eitan Yardeni.

Worse, he canceled at the last minute. That's not very spiritual. Hey, come to think of it, did he ever even wear the red string?

"He hasn't even finished Kabbalah 1 [intro to cabala] and the majority of the time he's spent with Yardeni so far was for counseling, not study," says the source. "This is certainly off-putting to Madonna. She did drag Guy into cabala, she's doing the same now (with Rodriguez). But he's bored. He's basically a cabala school dropout."

Oh, just let the poor guy alone.

Let him father another kid for her and adopt a few more with her, for crying  out loud.

That's all she wants.

What do you think? Is A-Rod serious about Kabbalah? Or was he just faking it to get into Madonna's ... apartment?

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