Wait, Lindsay Lohan's not gay? We're confused.
So Lindsay Lohan has been dating Samantha Ronson for quite some time. And the inseparable sapphic sisters are openly very affectionate, kissing, hugging and holding hands.
But now Lindsay says she's not gay? Oh, she loves Sam. She just doesn't play on her team.
Hey, that reminds us of Anne Heche, who was also into a rich and famous lesbian, Ellen DeGeneres, before switching back to her hetero home team.
According to the NY Daily News, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been telling pals (big-mouthed pals, apparently) that she's still into guys and would date men again if she was not with Sam. And she's absolutely not using Sam because the well-connected and talented DJ is helping with her new album and may singlehandedly save Lindsay's music career.
The recent admission about LiLo still liking guys may explain her overt flirting with "Gossip Girl" pretty boy Chace Crawford at a recent party. Hey, has anyone else noticed that Chace kinda looks like Sam Ronson?
Check it out on the jump!
An observer told the NY Daily News that Lindsay was "pretty much throwing herself at him all night. She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him -- at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo."
And then there were all those text messages: "Everyone on the set of 'Gossip Girl' has been teasing him mercilessly as Lindsay has been calling him three or four times a day and sending provocative text messages.
Chace has been advised to stay well away from Lindsay and give the LiLo/SamRo combo "a very wide berth," the source added.
Jeepers, is Lindsay going back to guys, just when her dad, Michael Lohan, was getting used to her dating a girl who looks like a guy?
After calling Sam "a dark, hideous and disgusting representation of humanity," MIchael Lohan recently confessed to New York magazine: "I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. I'm a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone."
Photo: Sam, left, and Lindsay at a fashion week party. Chace Crawford, looking a lot like a manly Samantha Ronson, at a screening of Madonna's "Filth and Wisdom."