Madonna's and Alex Rodriguez's James Bond mission!
According to the New York Post, each took off in separate private helicopters last week for a quick and cozy rendezvous.
And guess where they spent four precious hours? At Jerry Seinfeld's securely lavish 12-acre estate.
Freshly divorced A-Rod, 33, flew by chopper to East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica Seinfeld's car.
About 40 minutes later, a helicopter that departed from Chelsea Piers carrying freshly separated Madonna, 50, landed at the same airstrip.
"A dark SUV and Jerry Seinfeld in another Porsche both pulled up and picked up Madonna and they headed back to Jerry's place," a witness told the Post. When they arrived at the Seinfeld home, the source says, "Madonna poked her head out the window and could be clearly seen."
Apparently, the Seinfelds have been buddy-buddy with Madonna for years. They're neighbors on the West Side and often go to her concerts.
There are no details about exactly what Madge and A-Rod did while there. Darn it. But about four hours later, the dark SUV left the house and took them all to the airport.
"Madonna and the Seinfelds could clearly be seen getting out and piling into the copter that had taken Madonna there in the first place. They left together," our witness said. "Several minutes later, the helicopter that carried A-Rod also left."
All that for just four hours with the slugger? Hope it was worth it.
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