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David Letterman listens in at Sarah Palin Debate Camp

David Letterman continued to mock the John McCain-Sarah Palin ticket on Wednesday night's show.

Here's his list of the Top Ten "Things Overheard at Sarah Palin Debate Camp:"

10. "Let's practice your bewildered silence."

9. "Can you try saying 'yes' instead of 'you betcha'?"

8. "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!"

7. "Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any questions about Iraq, taxes or healthcare."

6. "We're screwed!"

5. "Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"

4. "We have to wrap it up for the day -- McCain eats dinner at 4:30."

3. "Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?"

2. "John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van."

1. "Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"

Your turn. Can anyone come up with a few more, say  11-15?

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Letterman is a pig...Not even funny...Will never watch him with his personal attacks: Sarah Palin...nice person, daughter got pregnant, so did mine...raised in a good home and other siblings never had a problem like that...and this creep....blasts her as being a low life trailer trash, daughter gets knocked up by baseball player....What is this? How dare you you creep....Cannot stand his face, and what comes out of it...Shut up Dave and just go someplace for old people....Nasty lib, again...Is there one that is not nasty? How bout QUEEN PELOSI? Lose her, she lies....You stink Dave...have really spread the word...you are a creep--GET RID OF HIM...

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