Sarah Palin + Dark Secrets = Tabloid Mania

Raise your hands if you think 2008 is the most sleazetastic election year ever.

Ugly divorces and infidelity, unwed teenage daughters, a former beauty queen toting a hunting rifle, incendiary church sermons, inflammatory MySpace pages, a state trooper scandal, the list just goes on.

No surprise, then, that it's all turning out to be a goldmine for the gossip mags.

Need proof? Witness the political gossip offerings below on the covers of the latest tabloids.

It's enough to make us want to head the nail salon for a couple of hours. (Extra 10-minute foot massage? Yes, please.)

I bet Cindy McCain is secretly wondering, "What about me? Where are my celebutab cover photos?"

And off topic, but still relevant because it's about an unwed teenage mother...