Is Evan Rachel Wood dropkicking Marilyn Manson for Mickey Rourke?
Then tell me she's not really making out on the red carpet with the actor, who is old enough to be her horribly disfigured father. This shot is mild. Check out more photos of the snuggly couple here.
I never thought I'd say this but I just pray Evan is still dating Marilyn Manson. Oh, god. There, I said it.