Jessica Simpson's what smells like roses?
Fans who attended Jessica Simpson's Ontario concert date -- for the price of $70 a ticket -- did not walk away empty handed. Sure, The Niagara Falls Review tore into the set. But get a load of these new fun facts about Ms. Simpson:
She considers her voice "a gift from God": Before the Dolly Parton-penned "Do You Know," Simpson talked about the night she screwed up the lyrics to "9 to 5" with Dolly in the audience. She was so bummed, "I told my daddy I'm never going to sing again ... I'm going to ignore this gift God gave me."
Tony Romo might soon be fathering an alien: Before the new song "Man Enough," Simpson said her man must be ready for anything -- including the possibility she's pregnant with an alien.
God speaks directly to her: Before "Remember That," a song about abuse, she said God wanted her to record it "so I could stand up here and be witness to you guys."
Her gas is pleasant: "I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."
We here at Dish Rag encourage Jessica to print out this letter and keep it somewhere safe. Let it be an inspiration to you.
-- Denise Martin
Photo credit: EPA
Why do 'professionals' print and report this drivel? Roses? She is pretty pathetic to tell that story. She probably believes it as well.
jessica is pathetic she thinks by being to honest about the human body makes her down to earth no it makes her disgusting...no 1 cares for that...she is an insult to country were not redneck white trash what does she think we are animals? we have manners jessica...she is such an idiot and not a lady...i guess this will be another fail for her how many now??? no one bys' that she a country girl we do by though that she failed in pop and now she's giving country a try because she's desperate country isnt her love....save the lies jessica were not stupid.