Hillary Clinton's rumored fill-up, John McCain's big freeze?

Did Hillary Clinton get some face filling done?

According to Gawker, it looks as if Hillary Clinton visited a New York plastic surgeon and got some injectable fillers for a more youthful appearance.

Oh, puh-leeze. I'm sure she has. And so what?

Can we talk about Republican presumptive nominee John McCain's smooooth as silk forehead, as seen on Saturday night's interview with minister Rick Warren at Saddleback Church.

I'm sorry, but that old guy looks as if he took Paris Hilton's description of him ("wrinkly white-haired guy") to heart.

According to a UCLA dermatologist who treats celebrities, "John McCain now looks like he's had a lot of Botox to paralyze his frown and worry lines on his forehead. I'd also say that he's had some laser treatments to lessen the broken capillaries and diminish age spots."

I'm willing to bet that McCain may not even know he's had Botox. My theory is that his freeze-dried wife, Cindy McCain, has been secretly sedating poor John for years and injecting him with her very own forehead-muscle paralyzing Botox stash. She looks like the kinda gal who might do just that.

What do you think? Has McCain had some 'help" with his appearance? And does it matter?

Photos: John McCain in February 2006 and John McCain in May 2008. Where did those wrinkles go?  At top, Hillary Clinton. Credit: WireImage