Dear Jessica Simpson ...
I'm so happy that you are happy. I know that you're happy, not because we are pals, but because you went to People magazine and told them all about it.
Here's the thing though, Jess: If this whole Tony Romo romance doesn't work out, the tabloids will post pictures of you in frumpy outfits and quote "an onlooker" about how depressed you look.
Learn from your past. Keep things private once in a while. If you think Romo is the "perfect guy," tell Ashlee and Papa Joe -- not People.
Remember Jess: Public courtship equals public breakup.
Best of luck,
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