Angelina Jolie shows off baby bump through hospital window? Oh, puhleeze!
Here's the view from Angelina Jolie's hospital, looking out at the idyllic coastline of the French Riviera. Not too shabby, huh?
But even though Jolie is in a maternity ward of a hospital in Nice, waiting to give birth at any minute, the Brangelina pregnancy saga continues.
New photos of her purportedly showing off her bump through the window of the hospital are making the rounds on the Web. Frankly, I don't think it's her. The woman in the photo seems to have short hair, not long. And where are the tatts? Angelina has a big cross tatt on her pelvis, right?
I think that's just some other woman in the hospital waiting to give birth, having a laugh by taunting the paps parked outside.
But it is curious that Jolie's pregnant assistant Holly Goline (see her photo here) is due at the same time as Jolie. Goline, by the way, also has long dark hair and has been used as a decoy in the past.
Surrogate, anyone? Because, really, what busy famous actress wants her assistant to be pregnant when she is?
Just thinking out loud.
Maybe that's how Angie's having twins? Talk amongst yourselves while we wait for these babies to be born and this maternity controversy can finally be put to rest.
Hopefully.
Photo: WireImage
Gee, Liz, did Jolie **** on your Wheaties or something? What's with your obsession with her pregnancy? You really need to get a grip on youself. You're sounding more and more like a bitter Maniston fan who's still upset that Pitt FINALLY dumped her annoying azz on the curb with the rest of the trash. Jen's got a new boytoy with some pretty sick sexual proclivities that he liked to boast about on his blog. Why don't you blog about that instead? Oh wait, I'm sorry, nothing negative must ever be said about America's Fauxheart. My bad.
BTW, I forgot. Ms. Holly Goline is home in Georgia with her family and will give birth there. Perhaps you need for her to call a press conference saying she's not carrying Angelina's baby but her own? Jolie, like most employers, sent Goline home for her maternity leave after Cannes. It truly has been a riot to read your insane musings. It's too bad Ted Casablanca is gay. The two of you would be perfect for each other - perfectly bitter and delusional.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I hope more and more people wake up expose this duo nightmare.
Snead.. are you on drugs? You honestly think that an entire hospital is perpetuating fraud by harboring an actress pretending to be pregnant and backing her doctor who is giving a press conference in front of their hospital talking about Jolie's faked pregnancy? That they snuck Holly in the side door and are calling her Jolie? Oh puhleeze yourself!!! Perhaps you should have stuck with reporting on fashion.
I thought Jolie lost the tatts after her last pregnancy. There's no way that cross tat survived a c-section unharmed.
The paps, thanks to the doctor, know which room she is residing in.
Is there any more info on the fake Holly that sent ET the false info?
Thanks for posting the Jolie pics last week. Just this week I read an interview with the town's mayor who stated seeing helicopters landing and taking off from the manor.
Quick question: Is it me or is the media coverage of this turning rather nasty against Jolie/Pitt?
Do we have confirmation on Goline being in Georgia?
She was in France during the imposter thing.
LaLohan, The media has been nasty towards ANGELINA JOLIE ever since she hooked up with Pitt. If you notice it's always Angelina this or Angleina that...she gets hell for everything they do and they hardly mention Pitt. I think he pretty much has been horrible for her because the media still sees the old fart as the golden boy and she's the evil vixen who "stole" a grown man from his ex.
Angelina had it all before he barged into her life. Oscar winner, single mother, pilot, humanitarian ..etc... if you notice brad didn't have any of that until he got with her. she completely changed her life from wild child to decent human being and now she gets hell for it.
And you had done so well Ms. Snead, but back to your old self. If the woman shown is expecting twins, she has one hell of a long way to go before delivery. Angelina was bigger than that in Cannes.
Of course it is Angelina's fault if some random woman expecting a baby gets her picture taken and you and the rest of the conspiracy theorists come out of the woodwork.
Why oh why is it so hard to just believe that everything is not a conspiracy about these two. Again, random pregnant woman, not a "body double". But congratulation on falling for it.
Hey
surrage births are not uncommon. Using real parents sperm and egg. Now lets think about Jolie's personality. the was she loves to go on and on about herself in interviews about the movies she's in. And barely talks about said movie. She had a new conference after Shiloh was born. So one can assume form that. She nlike attention los of attention. makes perfect sense to me she would not want anyone to take away the attention she gets from pregnancy, She is after all " one of the only women in the world that looooves to be pregnant" And her husband finds her so sexy when pregnant. " And best yet "it makes you have to be so much more creative in bed"
She would be a perfect person to fake it so she could get lots of attention. And she would never want the world to know she failed at having another one of Brad's baby's. Remember how rail thin she was last fall?
Surragcy is a dream come true for shallow hollywood stars.
She fooled you about the exact birthdate of Shiloh didn't she? I mean she shut down a whole country to do that. Why not a smal wing of a french hospital? Smae chick different tactics.
Are you insane?!?!? Seriously! Why would Angelina care when her assistant is pregnant? It is reported that her assistant has worked along time for her so it can be presumed that they are friends.
Why do you keep coming out with these ridiculous "conspiracy theories"? Just so people will read your column? Have you read the opinion other bloggers have about you and how nuts you sound? Not just about this but other women? You sound like you hate any woman who is pretty and successful....maybe you do. There has to be some reason that you spend all your time putting them down. Calling them to skinny, too fat, too ugly...you name it.