Brits diss Sarah Jessica Parker's crone claws. Why so mean?

No sooner does Sarah Jessica Parker hit London for the premiere of "Sex and the City: The Movie" than the British tabloids are finding fault with her... hands?

The Daily Mail ran photos of SJP's veiny, sinewy hands -- arriving at the Wolseley Hotel -- and compared them to those of Angelina Jolie and Madonna. Whoa, now them's fighting words.

Boy, that'll teach  her to open "Sex and the City: The Movie" in London instead of New York. Buncha tweedy tea-sipping ingrates, I say. The New York press would have never written anything that nasty.

Besides which, there's absolutely nothing wrong with her hands. She's 43, guys. It happens. Deal.

Now, let's talk about that dodgy British chapeau, shall we?

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