Will Britney Spears get a 'hot mess' review at the Kids' Choice?

Will Britney Spears make a surprise appearance at the Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday?

"Access Hollywood" has reported the rumors first read in OK!. Ryan Seacrest even talked about it on his Friday morning radio show.

Word is that the recovering paparazzi junkie has been logging hours teaching dance to kids in North Hollywood's Millennium Dance Studio. And then there was that mysterious visit to her dentist last week. Can you say "teeth whitening"?

Is she ready to get back up on stage, hopefully in something other than a bra and panties? Will she teach kids from the audience how to dance holding a snake, the way she used to?

At the 2003 KC awards, Britney got to meet and pose with none other than Brad Pitt.

But if she shows up this year, she risks receiving a "hot tranny mess'" fashion critique from "Mr. Fierce" himself, Christian Siriano from "Project Runway."

If I were her, I think I'd stay home.

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