Dirty Laundry: Was Katie Tom's first choice? And who would want Courtney's ID?

Dirty Laundry: We scour the Web fo the latest dirt. So you don't have to.

Don't call Lisa Marie Presley fat! Seriously. Don't even say "big-boned"! Consider yourself warned.

Apparently, Matt Damon wasn't that busy making that sex video with Sarah Silverman. He still had time to get his wife pregnant again!

Courtney Love is spitting mad at TMZ reports that she's bipolar and batty. What do you think? Is she paranoid, or are people really stealing her identity? Read her MySpace response here.

The big question is, who on Earth would want her identity?

Was Katie Holmes Tom Cruise's fourth choice? CLICK HERE to read what an ex-Scientologist says about Tom's wife auditions and his list of likely  suspects.

And you wouldn't believe which A-list actresses weren't interested! Guess it's hard to meet a nice girl in Hollywood. Even when you're a superstar like Tom!

And for all of you who have been dying to find out, Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou are expecting their first baby together.

All I know is that the baby is gonna be very, very tall.

Photo: Anna Sui, left, Lisa Marie Presley and mom Prescilla Presley are not, we repeat, NOT fat!
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