Dirty Laundry: Wringing out Britney, Paris, Keira and Macca

Dirty Laundry: We scour the web for the latest dirt. So you don't have to!

Who wins the award for Worst Oscar Hair Ever? Mena Suvari is a contender. In 2000, she attended the Oscars looking as if a Forest Lawn mortician styled her stiff hair and applied her death mask makeup. Can you say 'closed casket, please?"

Click here to see who else committed hairstyle errors at the Oscars!

How did Britney Spears spend the 1 year anniversary of her bold head-shaving move? C'mon, three guesses!

Does Britney have it worse than Owen Wilson? Are the paparazzi really going after female celebs more than male? Read this and discuss!

Bai Ling blames her shop-lifting bust on a bad boyfriend?

That's about as lame as an excuse as Paris Hilton saying she didn't know her license was suspended because she "had people" to open her mail. Besides, if bad boyfriends actually caused women to steal, we'd have at least half the women in the US arrested for shoplifting.

Move over, Kirstie! Make room for Queen Latifah. A lot of room.

Is Heather Mills taking the gloves off? Read about the round in the brutal Paul McCartney divorce battle! But Paul's not winning any public support by being mean to an autograph seeker, either.

Was Keira really bummed on Valentine's Day? Or did she just look glum because she's fed up with paparazzi following her every move?