Johnny pays, Britney prays, Paris studies, Katie's off the hook!

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Wow, Golden Globe-winning actor Johnny Depp's life is worth a lot of money. Click HERE to see just how much!

(By the way, a British pound is worth almost $2 U.S.)

How did Britney Spears even know there was a church on Coldwater? And what was she doing there?

What's the most shocking news in Andrew Morton's new book? Tom Cruise is NOT gay! OMG! Click HERE.

Far more interesting is why Diane Sawyer didn't ask Katie Holmes what she thought of Morton's book. Instead, she asked the really important questions about Katie's hair, her baby, her clothes and her new movie. Thanks, Diane. 'Cause otherwise, we'd have to read People magazine to get such inside scoop.

Wanna see Katie on a 1999 Letterman show, giggling when Dave talks about how short Tom Cruise is? It's priceless. Especially when Katie refers to sex as "closing the deal"? Hmmm. Click HERE!

Why will Paris Hilton be at Harvard next month? Click HERE to find out. And it's a shocker!

Eva Longoria stole Nicole Richie's pillow!

So Christina Aguilera's baby was  6 pounds,  2 ounces and 20.5 inches long.

But Nicole Richie's was 6 pounds, 7 ounces and 18.3 inches long?

So Xtina's baby was longer. But Nic's baby weighed more? How is that even possible???

And no, there's no link. I just thought it was interesting.

Photo credit: Johnny at the Tokyo press conference for "Sweeney Todd."
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