Dirty Laundry: Eva scoffs, Britney fills up and Katie talks about married life

Today's Dirty Laundry is up! We scour the Web for the latest dirt. So you don't have to.

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria's rep denies that salacious Us Weekly adultery story. Click HERE to read Eva's statement about how Tony's "nothing short of the perfect  husband" and Tony's statement that "I love my wife."  OK, but how does Eva feel about mirrors? Hmmm?

Britney Spears was too sick to make it to her deposition yesterday. But this gal recovered fast! Try being out until 2 a.m. when you're feeling poorly. Click HERE to read about Brit's Night of the Never-Ending Gas Stations.

Katie Holmes says marriage to Tom "made my life." I'll say. Rich, famous, short husband, a few mansions, a private jet, a gorgeous baby, a new faith, an acting career on her terms, a closetful of  designer clothes, and lots of famous friends. Gosh, bet her parents and old friends are feeling a little less-than.

Photo credit: "She said WHAT? That's ridiculous! Everyone knows I love mirrors! But issue a denial immediately anyway!"

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