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Score! Jamie Lynn's squid already earns a paycheck?
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Don't expect Jamie Lynn Spears to pull a "Juno" and find a suitable, loving, responsible home for her out-of-wedlock baby.
Here's why: According to TMZ, OK! has offered to pay $1 million for the baby's first photos.
Wow! Twelve weeks young (or more?) and this little fish is already making mega-moola!
Stage mom Lynne Spears must be loving this! Talk about starting them young.
Click HERE for the dirty details on how this pregnancy story broke and why it went to this publication.
I love the part about, "Keep Britney out of it."
Ouch.
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But who gets the million really ? Surely they don't just hand it over to a silly, mindless teenager who doesn't have sense enough to use cntraceptives !
If this offer is any indication, she's mindless like a fox. A million will pay for many, many years of child-rearing. Unless she blows it all on partying. Which she will.
It was statutory rape folks, and OK! magazine is supporting it by paying the $1 million. What are the LAPD and LA DA doing about the rape?