Dirty Laundry: Jamie Lynn update, Zac wigs out, Paris pigs out, Sting creeps us out
Today's Dirty Laundry: We scour the Web and mop up the best dirt. So you don't have to.
Jamie Lynn's 19-year-old biological-matter donor won't go to jail. Turns out he's just a kid too. So they can do it legally.
Amy Winehouse gets pretty for Blake (and your little dog, too!) But the nails, the NAILS!
Sting (a.k.a., "creepy old man") has Hugh Hefner's bedroom. And Hef wants it back!
Uh-oh. Does Paris Hilton still have a craving for pizza?
Zac Efron totally wigs out!
Are women bad luck on boats and at football games? Terrell Owens was only joking! Click HERE!! It was probably just that distracting powder-pink No. 9 jersey.
Who dumped whom? Check out the Year in Celebrity Couplings by CLICKING HERE
Photo credits: OK, in this picture, what doesn't belong? The preggers one in the middle who's probably lost her squeaky-clean child-actress career! Maybe Jamie Lynn Spears can ask Dakota Fanning or her sister Elle to babysit for her new little squid. When it gets a little cuter.
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The answer is NO ONE belongs in that picture - it looks incredibly photoshopped. I'd guess it's because of the amazing skin-tone discrepancy between the normal kids and Ms. Orange in the middle.
Dear Liz, I totally agree. The photo does look creepily fake and it could be due to Jamie's spray-on tan. Or the fact that Elle and Dakota are so pale, they both look like they live under a rock.
But this really is a photo of Dakota, Jamie and Elle taken on the orange carpet at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards (held in Westwood, CA) on March 31, back when Jamie was not-yet-sweet-16 (IMDb has her BD as April 4, 1991).
Was she already spending unsupervised time with her 18-year-old boyfriend back then? Hope NOT!
Why was Jamie there? Because she was nominated (but did not win) the 2007 Nickelodeon "Blimp Award."
Dakota won it for "Charlotte's Web."
I kinda doubt that Jamie Lynn will be nominated again next year.
What do you guys think?