Dirty Laundry: Pete's helping, Jess is dating, Jen's mad, Cindy's next?

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Attention, celebrities. Unless you're Heidi Klum, it's just not safe to appear anywhere in a swimsuit. Jennifer Love Hewitt is mad as heck and she's not gonna take it anymore. Check out her blog, where she shames photogs over those bathing suit snaps.

But is it Cindy Crawford's turn at bat?

Who's making passes at Jessica Simpson? Just the quarterback who was also rumored to have played around  dated) with Carrie Underwood, Britney Spears and Sophia Bush.

First, Jennifer Lopez. Now is Eva Mendez preggers?

Is Kate Moss's ex helping Amy Winehouse forget her jailed hubbie? Or... Nyah...

When will Victoria Beckham learn? Down is up in L.A.!

Ugh. Finally safely single back in L.A., and who does LiLo run into? Greasy Bear!
Hey, is it just me, or is Lindsay showing off a fat(ter) upper lip in those photos?

And finally, this is not a question of "Is this Hollywood's worst face lift?'

It's a question of, "Who cares?"

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