Dirty Laundry: Amy's threadbare, Heidi's insane, Paris is a poseur

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Amy Winehouse is seriously starting to look like the Wicked Witch of the West. And her fans are worried about a wicked addiction. Will she make it to Christmas? And someone please tell me that her dress isn't  (Click HERE to see it) unravelling.

Prince Charles to apologize for his extramarital affair with Camilla Parker Bowles and will ask the archbishop, "Now may I please marry my royal mistress?"

Can Russell Crowe fill Brad Pitt's boots?

Do Robert Redford and Meryl Streep hate Tom Cruise? Check out this INTERVIEW and judge for yourself.

Is Heidi Klum insane?  Or is she just acting crazy to sell bras? Click HERE and then you decide.

Need four good reasons to be happy about the ongoing writers strike?

Is Paris Hilton behind those leaked candid snaps of Nicole Richie's private baby shower? I dunno. The evidence that she looks "posed" in the offered-up photos doesn't mean she masterminded the secret snaps. It just means she loves to pose for anyone (anywhere, any time) who's holding a camera.

Shocking news: Not everyone thinks super stylist Rachel Zoe is the cat's meow.   

Hello? Goodbye! Hulk Hogan finds out from a reporter's phone call that his wife his wife is divorcing him.  That's so harsh. What, his wife couldn't send an e-mail?

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