Britney's special order: "I'll have the waiter. To go."
Is Britney Spears dating beneath her station? And, in her case, how is that even possible?
According to Life and Style magazine, Britney is now dating a waiter named Michael Marchand, who works at Mirabelle restaurant in West Hollywood.
Hey, it's one step up from dating your backup dancer.
But waiting tables is only Marchand's day job. He's also got a few credits on IMDb.com. Click HERE to see his resume and photo (at left). I'm sure he's really smitten by Britney because, gosh, who wouldn't be? Her driving skills alone are to die for. There is no way this waiter isn't secretly thinking, "Hey, this could be good PR for my acting career."
Britney is not the first star to fall for a man who knows how to wait on a gal, take a drink order and make sure there's bread on the table, even if he's not the main bread winner.
In 2004, Mira Sorvino married Chris Backus (12-14 years her junior). She'd met him when he was working at Sur on Robertson Boulevard. The couple got hitched hurriedly but later married in full Armani regalia. They now have two children.
Oh, Backus is not just a waiter anymore. He's been seen (freeze-frame may be necessary) on "The OC" and "Will & Grace." Which is more than we can say for the actress, who has been resting on her Oscar laurels for "Mighty Aphrodite" for a decade.
On the downside, Jennifer Lopez met her first husband, Ojani Noa, in a Miami restaurant. They were married in February 1997, but divorced less than a year later. In 2002 she made him manager of her Pasadena restaurant, Madre. But she fired him six months later.
For some actresses, cameramen hold more more appeal than waiters. Anne Heche didn't fare so well with her marriage to Coley Laffoon, a cameraman who had worked on a documentary about Celestia's then-love, Ellen DeGeneres. But Julia Roberts met her slightly younger cameraman, Danny Moder, on the set of "The Mexican" in 2000. So far, so good. The couple wed in 2002 and now have three kids.
Of course, who can forget the Godfather of "servile studs," Rob Camilletti, the infamous pizza boy Cher dated for three years back in the '80s. And spurning extra sausage and cheese for Cher turned out to be a smart career move. Check out Camilletti's IMDb.com credits by clicking HERE. Dude's still getting acting jobs! But can he still deliver?
Photo credits: Put down the backup dancer, Britney. Waiters are much more fun.
Courtesy of WireImage and IMDb.com
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she looks a little big with this picture. She may want to have a try with the online dating site for big people, largeplace.com. she may find her true love there.
Hey at least Britney can sing. What can you do, Elizabeth? You can't even really write. You're worse than Britney because you make a living off of her problems. She's troubled -- but you, Elizabeth, are the parasite of troubled. I'd rather be troubled than be the parasite of troubled. Now that's a station way, way, way below "waiter."
Unfortunately, the masses have been groomed into believing that actors and actresses -- due to their [sometimes] fame, fortune and notoriety -- are somehow above other professions or more stable emotionally. Not so.
As someone who's known several celebrities, they NEED us mere mortals for some sense of normalcy in their lives (although dating a waiter at a restaurant anywhere near Hollywood is dicey) and as long as we (and Times writers) treat them as just another person, everything's cool.
Besides, 90% of the actors I know are dirt poor.
Get real, Patricia! The way Britney parades around town in the drunken, coked-up way she's chosen to, begs for decent people to wonder why she was allowed to reproduce. Which, by the way, motherhood is the one thing she's managed to do worse than sing. She obviously is not ashamed of her behavior, or she would keep her pathetic life out of the lime light. Therefore, Brintey does not need defense, only pity.
this story was debunked even before you posted it.
every news publication already reported that they are not dating.
sorta makes this whole story pointles.
Seems there is an awful lot of todo about nothing ! Poor Britney has very little formal education, so is only comfortable with undemanding escorts.