Are you ready for Dirty Laundry?

And now it's time for Dirty Laundry!

Every day, I'll be your personal gossip maid, scouring the web for all the latest dirt. So you don't have to.

Is Javier Bardem really still po-ed at the Coen brothers about his Suri Cruise haircut in "No Country for Old Men?"

Did the paparazzi cause Nicole Richie and Joel Madden to lose their dreamhouse?

Oh. No. She. Didn't. Cross picket lines! Ellen DeGeneres gets the writers mad. And that's not a good thing. Now they're spilling the beans about what she's really like. And that's not a nice person.

Police raided Amy Winehouse's home. Huh. Can't imagine what they were looking for. Maybe some of her teeth?

While driving to the Maxim party, Britney Spears found out she didn't make Maxim's Hot 100 List. Ouch. But it gets worse. Seriously worse. Aiieee! Here she comes! Hide your feet!